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Hiro1
07-08-2009, 07:31 PM
Now on the Market, Cheap Energy!

Come use these girls for all your energy needs! For a mere $1,500† you too can have your energy reserves completely replenished! Why pay $5,000†† to use expensive diamonds, or use potentially dangerous drugs††† to fulfill your energy needs? Hire the services of these girls to recharge yourself with good clean†††† energy! Always††††† available, these ladies will get you back to where you need to be for your gym work-out or other energy depleting activities††††††.

Now available for Morale-Boosts††††††† too!

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† Does not include any associated costs of dealing with Hookers.
†† This service is not affiliated with the Ponata Diamond Market™ nor the sale price of Diamonds.
††† This service does not condone the use of drugs or other illegal paraphernalia.
†††† Product is not responsible for any painful permanent ulcers on the skin, lesions on ligaments, joints and on bones, blindness, paralysis, insanity nor other symptoms indicative of syphilis, nor should the product be considered to be associated with syphilis.
††††† Availability subject to change based on Product's Availability††††††††.
†††††† The services does not condone the use of this service for illegal or violent activities, including bitch-slapping, robbery, rape/massacre, suffocation, stabbing, dismemberment, involuntary-impregnation nor involuntary-abortion.
††††††† Price of Morale-Boosts not listed in this advertisement and is subject to change based on how much is required, and the bitching of my bitches about being put in the hospital.
†††††††† Product Availability is affected by Medical Emergencies, Local Law-Enforcement Agencies, Lunar Cycles and other Unforeseen Circumstances.

cream_thighs
07-09-2009, 03:19 AM
Like it furry? Like it rough? Come visit Ponata's one and only rascally rabbit! She will tease you, please you.

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She may no longer be my bitch but she will still scratch your itch!